You just made me feel so damn special
Drinking wine. Reading twilight. On a Friday night. Biggest loser contest. First Place.
I'm on the bus going to class. And a cop just rolled by and I got nervous because I didn't have my seatbelt on. I have to stop smoking so much weed.
I can see why you broke up with her now... it was like having sex with a corpse.
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We broke two of his toes while having sex. He laughed said he'd fix it in the morning and kept going. I think I'm in love
Lesbian sex in an alleyway drunk.
you think that next time i come over to do this you can pick up the condom wrappers you used on the other girls
the kid throwing up and laying face down on the deck just asked ME if I'M okay...
Finals are done.. I just wanna get drunk and pretend I'm a seahorse.
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Stripper with the black hair and lip rings is still asleep. Found out she wasn't lying when she said she was a squirter, it was like splash mountain.
I learned so much about myself in that shower.
I’m a go ahead and fuck down ATL. So when I leave in January I’ll have no regrets.
Please tell me why we have been neighbors since elementary school and waited until the night before I moved to fuck.
My boss walked into my office and gave me a toothbrush and tips for dealing with sex hair. She knows what’s up
You’ll (maybe) appreciate that I picked at my ingrown hair again. Quarantine updates are getting BLEAK.
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