She's JV to your varsity
I was able to overlook the Affliction tee until he took it off and there was another tattooed on his body.
Was it at least attractive minus the Gargoyles or skulls... or whatever affliction is putting out these days?
Even a greek god couldn't pull it off. Told him I like Ed Hardy Better. Death Before Dishonor, baby. I'm sure it was a painful blow. hopefully he understands sarcasm.
Over it. He probably jacked off to bible verses last night. I don't want that
I'm surprised you like me... I didn't think I was your type.
Blonde hair and big tits is every guys type.
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He was carrying a rolled up carpet saying he was saving it for tomorrow's Walk of Fame.
We see some guy emerge from the forest on the island this morning, alone, in only a snuggie. Morning shots and bagels on us for the number one walk of shame.
Just gave a blow job while wearing a shirt that says 'world's coolest mom' idk how my conscience feels...
THEY NOW HAVE MIXED DRINK EMOJIS! LIFE IS GOOD! PRINCESSES DON'T DRINK BEER
He said "you speak American pretty good for a Canadian" and it took everything in me to still fuck him. Dry spell ended btw
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We stopped mid-sex and both shotgunned a beer then got back to it. Is this what love feels like?
I figured it out! The supermoon explains how I managed to have sex with 3 dudes in 3 nights without leaving the apartment.
I was gonna respond but i couldnt figure out a way to rearrange 'fuck his brains out' to sound grammatically correct
My day so far: morning after pill and pancakes. Living the dream.
You told me not to tell you found out you're pregnant..
I’m turning 34 on Friday and I feel like the only thing I’ve accomplished in life so far is getting into pissing matches with clients
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