I can't believe believe she called me a slut. She doesn't know anything about me or my life.
Shit, that's something a lot of sluts say.
whats the proper etiquette for returning a closet door to a random girl you met and do not know her name?
In their defense you were hugging a watermelon for a good portion of the trip
So was I the only one that was competing in the whale hunt?
It's still to early in our relationship to tell her I was sleeping in my car
Welcome to stoned Saturday. Full of laser tag and beyonce and awesome
you walked onto the street in the middle of the 10K in your thong. it was a whole new kind of expirience.
I am not a slut. I'm just very open with how much I love to have sex. Stop judging.
I told her I was going to sleep early last night. I probably should not have sent that snapchat of us playing beer pong.
You said this was your mistake shot and then vomited on the tv. Never forget.
Did you really just reference your penis in a pep talk? I think I may love you more now.
When the theology professor asked me what touched me most about this trip to Rome, I guess "the guy from last night" wasn't the proper response.
Whatever douche. I sucked the dick that made you. I. Win.
But you''re still having sex with him. And a hobo convinced you to.
Our sex sesh was interrupted by a bunch of hobos fighting outside his apartment.
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