Haha dude youd die if you were here. Girl presenting is defending the new testament and did her report on JESUS. best believe i'm gonna ask some hungover, atheist ass questions
as veruca salt said, "i want it now!"
uhh im not your indulgent father, stoned and im in the middle of making tacos. right now, tacos win
It's really awkward/depressing when you are wearing heels larger than his dick
Her gay brother kept hitting on me and cockblocking me. Don't even begin to tell me how bad your night was.
Well I tried to call you. I was convinced my body was made of wood. But the Xmas lights in my room helped
I'll be in my room with a breakfast burrito at 2:30. It's up to you...
I put tequila in my salad dressing yesterday. Step the fuck up.
Ya. My thumbs are those buffalo's, but my legs are spirits and my torso is that Indian guys and my head is the eagle
i think ive reached a prime reproductive point in my life or somethin- i see gingers and all i want to do is have their babies. like my body knows that i have a to carry on a legacy
Really, who hasn't had sex on your bed?
ME.
I don't know. I wanna do you but I also want a cheeseburger.
i just cleaned my bong... I do not feel healthy
Dude just saw some some guy puke out of a car window on the highway going to school.
Just once, can I please come back to a room that doesn't smell like beer and cum?
true. but still. you know how big of a sucker i am for a penis and a pretty face.
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