The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
i don't have parental supervision. i'm gonna start accepting candy from strangers now.
dude. i just ate tomato soup with a funnel. we're out of spoon-straws.
i feel like pizza bites are my only friend right now
Hey, I can't find my bed frame. Do you know who took it?
Boy did I ever crash and burn on the pickled egg pick up line.
Since he's sober and out of jail, he acts like we are the worst people on Earth. Fuck him, the only acceptable time in life to do coke is the early twenties. He won't take that from us.
James is trying to butt-heads with a moose. I don't know whether I should stop him or just sit back and watch where this goes.
I've been asked to reupholster their slam-couch so I found some off-cuts of medical-grade, hermetically sealed fabric. She'll be slammed upon for generations to come.
I may have just poured a honey apple beer onto a dried apple slice to rehydrate it. This is my day.
I'm prostituting myself for tickets to Disney World. There's a contradiction there.
It's one of those "I can't stand you but we're stuck in the same hotel room tonight so let's fuck until one of us passes out" kind of nights.
You have to give it to him that he fucked me out of the dull weekdays.
I don't want a big night. But I am okay if we wake up in a penthouse at Crown Casino.
Get your dick back in here. On Saturdays, you're not allowed to leave my bed unless it's to make me bacon or coffee.
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