He saved me in his phone as Easy Jen. Should I be offended?
I wouldn't worry about it. He has me as "Sex Puppet."
You're the host. Of course you wear the diaper. It's like wearing the pants.
Who was more unwelcome: The two of us at the party last night, or Kimmy Gibler at the Tanner residence?
saturday- my day is open, my legs are not. you in?
well apparently not.
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airport. 106 proof japanese liquor. 4 little travel size containers. im proud to be smarter than the average american.
Best friends brother. Beat that.
..She then engaged in what she called an "interpretive pole dance"
Jumped in the kebab van and said he was Ultimate MasterChef. Incurred wrath of six angry Turks. I got free chips.
friends don't put videos of other friends on youtube puking on their professor on the first day
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Passing out on a toilet is not classy no matter what you're wearing. Not even a pea coat.
The guy next to me just said he wont play beer pong on principle. Im scared.
Just took a piss in some random bushes in a traffic jam and had to sprint back to the car. I'm a boss.
I ate a hotdog off the ground last night.
I just realized that with the new snapchat update / emoji sticker thing I can now use easily use emojis to cover my boobs in nudes.
Just went grocery shopping with a vibrator in my purse and didn't even realize it. This is what Saturdays are made for.
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