I don't understand how people can have that much vomit in them
I'm retiring my vagina. Better yet I'm Farve-ing it.
Def the best call fo sho
That way it can come out of retirement anytime and play for different teams. And it can wear Wranglers.
so today in my theology class we brought up the proper way to have sex. so rough sex was said by the teacher...I said I know a girl that likes to be choked. sorry but everyone knew it was you
I just saw "i'm bigger then that" as her facebook status. Would it be better to make a fat joke or correct her grammar?
advice for life: when the cop takes your tallboy, don't ask for your coozy back
There was a community pot of Ramen, and if you were in the pool you were either fully clothes or ass naked.
Is singing the Indiana Jones theme while I put on the condom off limits?
I'm not the one who can lose their erection, so it's fair game
I told you all we needed steroids to survive the tour de franzia, like the bikers. But nobody listened...
Do you remember lying across two tables saying 'go away I'm trying to pull' to me, Sollie and Sean?
Hmmm... I thought we agreed as a group we make our last stand in Philly...
I don't wanna go out like that. Covered in melted cheese smelling like a sewer rat...
She had a baby Jesus butt plug
You just managed to turn Dr. Seuss into a sext. I really like you now.
You can cuddle me. Word on the street is my ass is ridiculous.
You can't say that. Only if you have peed on the side of the highway in daylight while signing Christmas songs can you say that.
You said you made a new recipe, but it turned out you just cooked ramen with vodka instead of water.
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