I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
My drunk dialing habit needs to go. My drunk habit can stay though.
he kept farting in my kitchen and blaming it on the dog. then we went to wendy's and he spent twenty minutes in the bathroom. im pretty sure he shit his pants.
you should have known when you found out he drove a mini cooper not to hang out with him.
He told me he had herpes after I put his hotdog in my mouth
You should have seen the look on the cashiers face when I was buying steel reserve with a suit on.
So i closed my laptop as i started to fall off my bed and then i caught myself and realized that moment of catching myself is the difference between tuesday and friday.
we didnt even have break up sex...
you had it for us with someone else...
If i ever die cab you make sure bag pipes are at my funeral they are awsome
we need to find a way to be drinking champagne 24/7
I accused the cab driver of smoking weed in the taxi then I remember it was me.
I'm on the fast track to lesbian land
Peeing in taco bell cups is part of the fun of going to taco bell
This morning, I found 5 naked people in Steve's bed with post sex hair, and Steve fully clothed sleeping on the ground.
What do I have to do?! Spell it out for him? Why can't he just plow me and pull my hair at the same time
You are my new hero
friends who go to the bar together leave the bar together and im not leaving you behind ohana means family
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