I just hope my dad was drunk enough to not remember the whole convo we had about anal.
Theres this tee in the mall and it says all girls just wanna have safe sex. U make me think thats a lie
I miss him.. What the hell did I get myself in to? I guess it will get better with time.
No. Just liquor. Time's no good.
HE had a tribal tattoo tramp stamp, jasmine.
I'll listen to your side of the story when you stop being such a whore.
listen if there's one thing I'm asking of you tonight is that you buy me a cow for my farmville.
Tell me you're stoned. It's 2:40am.
doing washington apple shots with my mom. sunday afternoons suddenly got so much better.
My RA tried to compliment my pong tables design after he confiscated it
I just made my roommate a 'Hope you don't have chlamydia' cake.
Make one for john too.
I take it we used my cleavage as a pen holder last night during the graffiti party. Looks like the colours of Crayola exploded all over my chest
started my period, we have to try again next week
if we have anymore sex before that my dick is gonna fall off. that is in no way a complaint
I just wanna suck his dick on my balcony ya know
When we get drunk one of us ends up running off and fucking someone in an inappropriate place, like the roof of the restaurant, or Greece, while the other convinces people not to worry and not to go looking. That good sir is a real mother fucking friendship.
Thats what I'm talking about
he ended the message XOXO, who the fuck does he think he is GossipGirl.
couldn't remember his name. introduced him as 'mr multiple orgasms'
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