How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
I'm watching CSI, they found semen in the woman's ear.
Guess she heard her killer coming
My mom wanted me and my brother to have some bonding time before I left for school. Our bonding time consisted of us smokin a few bowls then goin to Red Robin to cure the munchies. Ooo how I love family time :)
i said good morning to each one of his abs personally
yeah he couldn't walk in a straight line and started throwing up and told the cop he just has an astigmatism
No, this time she was diabetic. I think I fucked her into diabetic shock.
After the concert, I paid a cab to drive me around the city so I could shout "dc highfive!" at everyone who passed for an hour and a half.
Pretty sure that I got the MVP of wedding reception... woke up on the bench in the hallway of a hotel and we did NOT start the night there.
The dorm caught on fire so it turned into a 5am pool party
But in defense of this shit summer we've had, I totally perfected my shotgunning skills. I have achieved my summer goal.
I'm jealous, curious, and aroused. All at the same time.
My job here is done.
I mean she did throw a tantrum because you wouldn't let her suck your dick
Are you drunk already?
Not already - at LAST.
Apparently i'm now known as the kid who was double fisting tequila and pedialyte.
Dick pics just aren’t doing it for me, this bowl of Mac n cheese and Game of Thrones trump you tenfold
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