Manager just farted into the intercom. Whole place heard it. A number of people stopped everything and looked at him. Best. Night. Ever.
Most awkward thing ever: Meeting your BattleShits opponent post war.
yah I made NO friends last night. at one point i think i replaced talking with spitting
even after i explained my bobby knight costume the bartender still kicked me out for throwing the chair
i'm making a list of conversation topics in my blackberry so the ride won't be so awkward
I took it to a new level. I'm procrastinating taking my adderall. Hate finals week.
I just pulled a handful of rice out of my pocket.
My birthday was already very memorable but her punching me in the face put it over the top. I love being 25 and still not giving a fuck.
If Dave says he's going to have sex with her, he's going to fuck her retarded and turn her crazy. So run.
Also I fell in love w a girl dressed as a pirate that was great at doing the limbo
no need to worry, I have the internet and a cape, I can accomplish anything. nothing can go wrong, I am unstoppable. Yo.
Hahaha she was way into you and you kept arguing about burritos. It was amazing.
ROB LOWE. SO BEAUTIFUL. SO DOUCHEY. SO HARD TO SPELL HIS NAME WHEN DRUNK.
I am officially in a love triangle with my celebrity crush
I don't actually like you. I just want to hook up with you.
I'm fine with that
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