This is evicking siegelnvs
Im sorry?
This is fucking ridiculous*
If its called oral, why is it so hard to talk?
found the other keg... it's in the tree
It got kind of awkward when her dad brought home a 20 something asian girl at 3am
He kept telling me how extraordinarily clean my ears were.
You just begged me to mute the porn and watch her ass bounce while listening to dubstep the whole time.
After 2 hrs of driving around looking for him, we just found him sleeping in the bed of my truck with the cover closed, cuddling with the spare tire.
hes like my own personal sex toy i use him on the weekends and then i have the option to put him away all week
I'm not proud of how I threatened that 8 year old during drunken laser tag
I dunno. Last time I went there I had got sexually propositioned by a Belgian prince.
Think I pulled my pelvic muscle.
I think I pulled my ashamed of myself muscle.
I try new drugs instead of new boys. That way you can't scold me about the importance of condoms
Sloppy and selfish. Your 27 and you don't know where my clit is? BYEEE
When you're high, you dance like an injured velociraptor.
His roommates are gone so we had sex in every room of the house and watched the wire. What have you done today?
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