porn star on stage now. Get unkicked out.
Mines from giving head on hardwood floors.
so when she was in the shower, I took a pic of my dick with her phone and sent it to her brother saying, this just fucked your sister
I love reading their "i love you more" , "no i love you more" war on facebook today knowing that he hooked up with me last night. I bet i know who wins that one.
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Doing "bucket stands" with buckets of margarita. Don't tell me it's not a good idea.
I'm being fed tequila grapes by a girl on stilts...
Left and drinking by a bar by myself. Everyone is in pajamas. I'm in a tuxedo. This is my life.
We still on for coffee?
Cream and sugar. Deliver to planned parenthood in 45.
His dick looks just like him, taller than average, thick, and somehow always angry.
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I just sneezed and margarita mix and ash came out of my nose. I love jersey
must go to store soon wiping with panty liner ugh
I have a black eye again and dont know why again
One singular head for man, one giant climax for mankind
Eating pizza in the bath tub while watching a romantic comedy alone. I reached a new level of single.
I wish I could send you one of those donuts I had. Like teleport it to you. Because it would change your life
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