you would have Pina Colada flavored saliva.
I just remembered yelling "they're gonna let me be a lawyer! Me! Why would they do that?"
I would describe it as pure and unadulterated shock, mixed with horror and a touch of nausea.
It's pretty bad that I know he's opening his door from the way it squeaks because I have snuck out of his room so many times this semester...
She literally just cut half her hair off because she's tired of asking someone to hold it back when shes drunk and puking.
Everything was going great until my fake mustache fell off when we started making out.
Apparently after awhile self preservation trumps libido. This is new news to me.
I don't save the phone numbers of guys I don't like. That way it's a surprise when a random number texts me and tells me I have great tits.
He said he would pay my bar tab if he couldn't answer my question. He lost to the age old question of our youth. Why did pogs go out of style.
Oh my god and he smells like heaven wrapped in a beard of knowledge
I have to call my new boss to accept the job offer so you have pack the bowl while I pretend I'm a responsible adult THEN we can get high
Turns out Edward 40 hands and life-sized jenga is really hard...Didn't stop you from trying. How is your concussion?
Bored of what? I stayed up all night researching sex toys because I'm excited to do things with you that I haven't done in 29 years of having a body.
Knew i was going to puke. So i grabed a bowl out of the kitcken in the dark before bed...Ended up puking into a spaghetti strainer...
Blunts beyotch
What? Joints? Blunts?
I'll refer you to my previous text: "Blunts beyotch"
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