she's basically destroyed all of the faith i had that skinny blond girls could be a functioning part of society.
I was just handed a mimosa the size of my head. Stay tuned.
i feel sorry for the hotel staff that makes the bed after we have sex
You are colorful like whore, yet adorable, like sad puppy. You need more drink.
we're havin a 400 loko party for joe pa's 400th win. come get loko
Dude she's famous. She's on an episode of campus pd. Can't not fuck her
If 26 stitches didn't sober her up, nothing will.
There was enough sluts here for 2 threesomes to happen at the same time, and you still struck out. What did you do to piss off karma so much?
Besides the kids on acid... I was the highest kid there
People are talking politics and I have had 9 mimosas
well i don't know if 30 seconds is exactly a good time but at least he bought me breakfast
VIVE LA RESISTANCE
Oh god, what now?
Hey, before I head out, whats your policy on casual drug use and one night stands?
She is beauty she is grace
she’s masturbsting in front of an open window while drunk af 9am
i thought you had class
I've started recycling nudes. Why should I take new pictures for every single man?
Randomize
