I've already planned a drinking game for mtvs jersey shore....jagerbomb everytime they do
Try denying you're gay when "I'm Not A Girl, But Not Yet A Woman" comes on Shuffle.
tried unsuccessfully for 10 minutes to do bong hits while wearing glow in the dark vampire fangs before realizing air was getting out of the sides of my mouth
Who's got a bloodstream full of margaritas by 2pm? Not you, that's for sure, because you've got one of those "real" jobs.
Hooking up with him would mean my type has officially become... drug dealer.
it was really awkward meeting your mom for the first time while i was still wearing the condom we were using.
Just pissed by glowstick light. Bad idea.
New justification for blow: drug week; 'how it's made'
The least you could do is send me some gibberish so I know you're alive.
Fuhga
Thank you.
That's like doing a cinnamon challenge in my vag - but more painful.
nothing out of the ordinary. you aplogized for having a spicy vagina and passed out
This strange Italian man told me he wants to take me for ice cream and kept calling me "tomato" from tinder
You just accidentally called me. You kept saying "Really?! Really?!!" So I can only assume you are having sub par sex
That's why god made go-pro's and tequila
we've never stayed at a party for more than an hour. we always end up at a pizzaria. by ourselves. with no friends.
what else are best friends for?
Randomize
