Shes from jersey what did you expect her to say when you asked her if she did coke? Its like asking some1 from a third world country if they are hungry
you alive?
ya, the episode of maury where people are afraid of things are on, i had to keep livin
found a new level of pathetic. i watched a guy pick out cigarette butts from a jar that weren't completely finished. make sure you go somewhere in life.
Just role played anchorman. And yes, I did take her to pleasure town.
I just made a moltov cocktail out of lubricant and a christmas bulb. The fire is still going strong. MERRY CHRISTMAS
He's like the fucking Houdini of bras. Not only did I not feel him take it off I didn't find it until two days later.
I took a picture of his ID so i could remember how to spell his last name and facebook stalk him later...I think he saw me do it
There's nothing like puking in the airport on the way TO Vegas. Something tells me i pregamed a little too hard.
I woke up with his wallet, but not him. Gold-digging at it's finest.
I fake pass out to avoid hookups sometimes. Last night I fake slept on my bathroom floor for like 2 hours before the guy left.
New justification for blow: drug week; 'how it's made'
You don't even know. The entire marching band thinks I'm an alcoholic.
I hope so much that you got average or above average dick tonight because I wish you the best
I lost my favorite bra in his hotel room. Is it bad that that's the only reason I hope he texts me tomorrow?
THERE IS WATER LITERALLY DRIPPING OFF OF THE CHANDELIER. I OFFICIALLY HAVE THE WORLD'S WORST RAINFALL SHOWER HEAD.
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