they need to just BURY HIM!
Hey baby girl when you gonna let my tongue get up in that ass like i'm an explorer trying to go deep under on a quest for the lost city of atlantis
your text was fucking rediculious. Will let you eat my asshole though.
I thought she was mad at me, but then we did a pose off and I realized we're friends for life
We had sex on my friends waterbed ..after that the whole school kept asking him if he had fun getting "sea-sick" last night.
My family is watching Intervention and taking notes. I need to leave NOW!
Would love to except that I crashed into a hearse in a funeral procession about an hour ago so I think that pretty much put an end to my day.
He had rug burn on his nose from my landing strip
So far we've hooked up on a pool table, on a public bathroom counter and now in a little league baseball dugout. We haven't even made to a house yet.
Definitely just realized I wore a shirt that says "building leaders for Christ" to a hookup. Roll tide.
I feel awkward giving career advice while naked
I gave him head while despicable me 2 played in the background. I think I disappointed the minions
Oh and it took quite a bit of doing, but I managed to wipe my butt with the hat you left in my car
Hey every now and then can you tell me you want to fuck me to boost my confidence? Thanks.
what are you getting to drink for new years?
well seeing as how i just got diagnosed with a uti, whatever we can mix with cranberry juice
the girl who hid my weed when the cops came has a birthday coming up. i feel like i should get her something.
Randomize
