Different chick, same blowjob, same parking lot.
I'm bringing poparts in case anyone gets hungry. The trek to frat row is strenuous.
He had a stripper pole in his bedroom. I didn't know whether to be impressed or creeped out.
we talked about european history as he fucked me from behind in the shower... i think it was a success
she said if I bought her franzia she would blow me, and she would fuck me if I splurged on martini and rossi. Franzia it is
ya i found him eventually. hes the only one who drinks guiness so I just had to follow the darkest green puke trail
I just smoked a bowl in the dining room and am now drinking a glass of chocolate milk. i can't believe i'm getting paid for this.
I can't really talk right now. I'm getting on a plane to Oregon to go give a guy a bj. I'll see you in three days.
she fascinated with the iron the back of the toilet seat. she made me sit in the bathroom with her for a solid 10 minutes while she just stared and laughed at it
Pretty sure I recall hugging our waiter from the bar last night. That also means we are NEVER going there again
Well we get the HIV results on my birthday haha. It'll be like happy birthday kid, you have AIDS.
my spring break was before theirs and i literally fed him vodka all week, only stopping for class and bowls. like handles. i cant even think anymore, that chastity belt was hard to get off,
He simply fell in the fire, rolled out and continued to finish his bottle of vodka. Everyone else instantly sobered up just watching it.
On my way to get pizza I followed a dog into Salvation Army where I was just hired
I'm pretty sure I imagined the dog... They still hired me
even my drug dealer wished me a happy birthday before my mother did.
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