Culvers...So Good
So good. The butter burgers slip right outta my ass.
I can tuck mytits in my pants
Every time we go downtown I ask myself why we live in Des Moines
This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
I just wiped my vajayjay with snow. Bad idea.
My financial advisor pointed out that 37% of my income is currently going towards "non-essential food items"
That's banker lingo for "you're an alcoholic"
I know I know. I considered playing it sober but after I typed out IS SHE A GENIE? I knew it was impossible to hide.
i really care about you, respect you, another gay word, and another gay word... lets just drink
Where are you? I hear fireworks and you've gone missing. I'm sure that is not coincidence.
She was purple for Halloween. She literally spray-painted herself purple and called it a costume. It won't come off.
If you go to Tinseltown tonight. First bathroom on the left, second stall. Avoid. It's still coming to terms with what I did to it.
Apparently, acid is a good substitute for cash if you don't have any! Who knew?
He did 5 five hand stand push ups and took off his shirt for a barbarian flex. Some girl took off her shirt and threw it at him
Ya know, one would think a restraining order would keep me from fucking my ex.
Does it look too obvious if I buy wine and candles!?! In my defense there is a gigantic snow storm coming.
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