I passed out in the cab. Woke up to the cabby yelling SIR SIR WE ARE AT THE TRAIN STATION!! SIRRRR!!
So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
I think i just called up my ex and talked to her for 20 minutes about frogs and how happy i am to be wearing shorts
omg a stripper jus od'd on stage.
They past out watching a re-run of the 1984 presidential debate on cspan
the first call I got in the morning was from visa fraud prevention so yeah it was one of those nights
Oh well. haha. i couldn't really understand what she was saying. i just nodded a lot. i guesss she found that sexy.
gotta love spring break
gotta love slutty girls from the south
Only you would get a date out of getting hit by a car
You were in your third change of clothes, and I found you in my driveway passed out with my dog's food bowl. You win.
I think they were making kool-aid in my bed. There is lots of sugar and my hands and face are stained blue.
Im eating a cannibus peanut butter and jelly sandwich, while snuggling a stuffed animal. Either this flu is really really harsh or I'm some kind of stoner toddler
I mean he did ask and he said it's cold out but i didn't realize we were that comfortable hahaha sex is one thing but borrowing a sweatshirt?
Locking that text forever.
He said he was Greek American and that is why my legs slammed shut. During the World Cup there are only Americans.
Those people that talk about exercise endorphins have never experienced a 9x13 pan of mac n cheese endorphins
Now i know i wasnt that drunk... So why are there texts of me volunteering for a nude photo shoot for an art major student?
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