she is the kim kardashian of front butts
Im not moving so it's going to have to be a 3 some.
She's riding a tiny four-wheeler and has a Dos Equis in her hand. I at least have to meet her.
When hitting a Woodchuck bottle with a machete, glass will fly back and cut your face.
I hope you did not try this.
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She may be a slut, but at least she's a dedicated slut. She's always super tan and has her shit shaved in really cool designs.
where are you guys? the police just woke me up on the couch outside.
I don't know at which point last night turned terribly, terribly wrong, but it was somewhere around Motel 6, specifically the parking lot.
I had to wash my hair with conditioner because my sister got hammered and gave the dog a 3am sprinkler bath with my shampoo.
OK. i'm going to add "riddle me this, brodawg" to the list of things i'm never gonna say to my boss again while i'm high.
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Yeah. It's just like I have his virginity and he has my shoes and where do we go from here.
Shit. She's still hooking up with some random in the doorway. How do I get out of here?
Well hurry! Everybody is already at McDonalds.
I'm free! Didnt realize how easy it was to crawl out the window.
YOU GAVE HIM A BLOWJOB ON YOUR DOORSTEP?!
It was going great until he started saying "ooh kill em" under his breath with each thrust
He showed up at my front door with Plan B and a rose...
Wanna go get tea? Warning: I will be high in an hour.
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