lets have sex before this no shave november shit gets outta hand.
I'm gonna get drunk and through up on the first happy couple I see.
She had to put it in. I told her I was too drunk and didnt trust myself to not put it in her ass.
Its like I was sleeping with a kid. His gum fell into my hair while sleeping and he just wanted to cuddle.
you described his penis as a "portable fishing pole"
Big girls don't cry they get day drunk
Woke up to the frozen soundtrack blasting in the living room best one night stand ever
I DID MY EXPERIMENTING. FOUR YEARS OF IT. IN HIGH SCHOOL.
I feel like a sex bomb and I need to go explode on somebody
When are your genitals available?
Please note that in response to your post about your dog's jaws clamped hard around a stick, I did not comment, "Takes after his dad." You're welcome.
I just watched my high school guidance counselor pee in the backyard of this party.
My New Year's resolution is to chill out on the group sex. At least with my friends anyway.
He said a lot of nice things about me, it was really uncalled for.
Almost gave myself a concussion stealing a stuffed unicorn hanging on a street sign but hey I got home safe
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