I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
holy crap !! There is a MIDGET FAMILY in one of my rooms today !
How much trouble would you get into if you were to stomp down the hallway while loudly saying 'Fe Fi Fo Fum...'
So, halfway through sex he stops and starts crying. He said he's worried god hates him for all his bad decisions...think he meant to imply I was one of them...
Sober January is a disaster.
By the way, her vagina was so tight i was worried that i would be stuck forever
i wanna anger bang this girl behind me at work. she never shuts up with her annoying voice. but her boobs are phenom.
It was like coming out my mothers vagina again in slow motion
This guy at the airport was telling me 3/4 dudes in his group got rufied at some strip club. One guy woke up in the hospital, another found himself in a random parking garage, the other got back to the room and they all shit their pants. Go Vegas.
Welcome to a new world. May the gods of weed smile upon you as you embark on exploring this new dimension.
There are many penises to be discovered and claimed tonight
We're like Lewis and Clark
Just FYI, by the transitive property my breasts have now touched the Stanley Cup.
Come on kid, foreplay is elementary stuff. It's a vagina, not a sphinx.
He showed up to a booty call with 2 tea bags, but no condom...
I love it when strippers help me get other strippers numbers.
Dude i woke up today by a pile of fried chicken and wearing a bra
.......stop going to frat parties....
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