we were both hunting dick last night. it ended terribly for both of us.
I was high as a kite when I got pulled over by a cop and he asked me for my ID and if I had been smoking weed, I said no and gave him my debit card.
she used her cellphone as a light to find my clit under the sheets. worst.lesbian.ever.
just got dressed up for chatroulette- THAT desperate.
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did you by any chance leave me that 7 minute long voicemail of you running and constantly tripping into bushes?
so im sitting outside the gym eating a 20 piece nugget stoned out of my mind, convincing myself this is more productive because im so close to the treadmills.
I'll still trying to understand the context of your "punch her with my cock" comment.
We wore fake mustaches and shirts that said team mustache ride to a party we weren't even invited to
You take a step back sometimes and are like "when was the last time I was sober?" or "wow I need to stop putting everything in my vagina"
Is this an intervention?
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wearing my old cheerleader outfit to the bar was a great way to get free drinks. i should do this more often
He's been pretending to be gay for 3 months in order to get free weed.
WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU
MANY MANY THINGS AND MOST OF THEM ARE YOUR FUCKING FAULT
I DEMAND FORESKIN
You showed up at 4 am holding a beer and wearing a wig you apparently found in the dumpster.
That explains some things...
This date is awful. He’s too boring to bang
Is porn accurate? Can I order a pizza and do the delivery boy?
Randomize