summer is not the time to consider going full bush.
since when did accompanying a guy to a wedding mean that anal was required that night?
Your sister got a Brazilian yesterday. It looks great
I'm ready for my liver to be the last casualty of 2009
Even if he doesn't call, at least I can say i fucked a mascot.
just skyped with my friend to listen in on the people talking shit about me in the library. creepy or strategic?
I wanted to take a shower but I forgot we made applesauce in it last night.
That was the first time I have seen a confused expression with a dick in the mouth
I feel like after that many guys, all of the water in your body is just replaced with pure jizz, honestly.
Yes but from my experience being high around your own baby makes you feel like the worst kind of mom
I feel like getting drunk at the airport is sort of a rite of passage into adulthood, but maybe i should reserve that occasion for a flight thats not just 1 hr
I was talking to another guy at the bar last night and all of a sudden a flying piece of Sausage lands on my boobs. Then I hear my boyfriend yell, "just marking my territory."
But yesterday I literally met half his family buzzed wearing a cheeta print bathing suit super short shorts and a tiny tank top.. I was like awesome
I'm taking a dab in mourning of how long its been since I smoked with you guys.
Ok, there are marshmallows shaped like elephants
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