Well to be completely honest its more of a 'i wanna do things to you that your parents would not enjoy hearing about' mood
He still wants to giggity, regardless of his girlfriend. So...I guess I'm happy again.
You know you are bi when you flip between the NFL Network and LOGO.
My freaking DENTIST just commented on my hickies. Through the novacaine I managed to mumble 'It was my birthday' and she smiled knowingly.
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First night in the new apartment. There are 12 people here i don't know, Tequila, and a crying girl locked in our bathroom. I think the apartment christening is complete.
I know it sounds like a good idea, but doing Spanish homework at a bar just because the owners are Mexican and they give us margaritas really wasn't the best decision.
but he gave me mouthwash after the bj. no ones ever done that for me before.
Dude that bathroom stall was not tall enough to be doing lines in, guys kept peeking over and giving us high fives
I stole so many things from the ER last night.
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great idea involving lots of fake blood and face paint, call me tomorrow.
Drinks appeared in front of me. Who am I to deny destiny? And by destiny, I mean free drinks, which appear by magic.
I am far too hungover to deal with the fact I can hear you masturbating in the bathroom.
I guess? According to Jeff his mom is wondering when the grand babies will arrive. So I don't think they like ME so much as my supposed functioning uterus
I don't want a baby! I JUST WANT AN ORGASM THAT ISN'T SELF INFLICTED.
You barfed off the front porch while the elderly neighbors were walking their dog. We had to convince them not to call 911.
Pics or it didn't happen.
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