So she is eating her margarita with tortilla chips....like using her chip as a spoon
i think i got so emotional from a mix of getting my period and slapping the bag like five times
This is a dangerous game of "whose life is more pathetic".
I could end up kidnapped. Or worse, the night will be really awkward.
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who put toothpaste on EVERY doorknob in my house?!
Well when you get back to your computer, there's a nice explanation of pansexuality on your Skype.
You know you're baked when you feel your throat closing up from an allergic reaction to the pecans in the cookie you're eating but you keep eating the damn cookie.
He said he wanted to "superfuck" me
Does he wear a cape??
I am a murderer. I ran over so many baby frogs. I wanted to stop and pick some up to take home, but all I have is a wine bottle. I'd hate to explain that to a cop.
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His roommates came in the room and were throwing snowballs at us while we were hooking up.
i just found my fake in the snow. LIFE IS AWESOME
I found a video of us drunkenly yelling "we wanna be the Pope" as we passed around the blunt
Facebook: “Hey you fucked on a diving board, you should probably should wish him a happy birthday”
90% sure the total babe I have been talking to all night has a kid. Ugh, so sad right now.
Im so high
The expiration date on my 40 is the same day as my 21st birthday
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