i half slept with him but i still dont owe you any money
why did u let me go home with him last night?
u were determined it was a good idea
I have 11 glasses of water and one beer on the table infront of me. Have to keep going to different bartends to get more. There are only two though and I think they've caught on
we have to get out to the bar earlier. all of the guys are already committed to the girls they're going home with.
gross. I think i'll just donate all my eggs. My children will be incredible, but they're not welcome in my womb
she worked me into her spring break cardio plan. im mondays and wednesdays.
How did you not realize the handbrakes were stuck?
I thought I was just out of shape.
That moment when you can't decide if you should vote for the random frat guy you have head to at the beginning of the semester for business and technology senator.
We stopped mid-sex and both shotgunned a beer then got back to it. Is this what love feels like?
ETSY JUST SENT ME AN EMAIL WITH THE SUBJECT "SUMER ROMANCE" I'M BEYOND FUCKING DONE
like, is this a date?? I'm sitting on his couch drinking a juice box while he makes taquitos in sweat pants
You're breaking my sexual little heart
I should probably add her on Facebook for as much as I cheat off her in Physics, huh?
Does this cleavage amount say, “Fuck it, I’m over dating, let’s just fuck?”
Cover for me. Stopped at Chris’ for a quickie. Broke a high heel and there’s jizz all over my black dress. Fuck pornstars for making workday sex look easy
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