Yes, one should always join a cult. At least once.
Had sex with him. My tampon is now in my brain. May need surgery.
just balanced a champagne glass on my gut. thanks to beer im a living breathing tempur-pedic mattress.
Fuck him. I'll set him on fire for you. Then we'll see how good of a firefighter he is.
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when i went to the store to buy my pregnancy test they were giving carnations to all the moms and they gave me one and said "just in case"
judging by my wet hair I would guess I showered at the bartenders apt last night?
I keep telling myself that if Britney can make it through 2007, I can make it through this date.
Well that's the second time I've broken a lamp during sex this month. Starting to worry I'm some kind of X-man. (this one was a wall sconce and I fully smashed it with my head and it crumbled like it was made of sugar)
Dude, I have everything I need for meth here.
YOU ARE NOT ALLOWED TO MAKE METH IN OUR APARTMENT.
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I'm at the nutcracker high as shit. It's so beautiful. I cried.
He just used the word frick. Is that a possible red flag?
I'm gonna watch porn and nap. I think I really have this Valentine's Day thing down
I HAVE A STRAIGHT LINE ACROSS MY ASS ABOUT THE WIDTH OF A SLIM JIM. ERICA!
Sooo does anyone wanna tell me why I threw up a cigarette this morning?
OMG YOU DID TO?!
thanks for not wanting to stay all night or talk or anything, nice to have a fuck buddy who really doesnt take the buddy part serious
I'm all about the fuck
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