I was hooking up with him in my car, he wouldn't stop with my nipples, I had to literally beat him off of me. He kept groaning too while he was doing it. Sick.
Mommy issues
you always know who the new freshman are on fb because theyre always wearing prom dresses
you would pick up someone in the library
I found a dealer that takes plastic. I'm so in trouble.
Just realized after we're done pre-gaming for St. Patricks Day, we have March Madness, the first day of spring, and Easter to pre-game for. March is a great month.
Does the phrase 'traumatizing near-threesome' mean anything to you.
couldn't find my pants so i stole a pair of shorts from the passed out kid in the corner.
when you agree to fuck a guy it does by NO means make it okay for his roommate to hide in the closet with doritos and watch
theres a note on the fridge that says "guess what i peed in" and a half-full bottle of apple juice front and center. why did you let him in the house?
Also I like this area. Lots of places for me to get tacos.
So please don't worry, but I need some help getting blood out of my drywall so I can get my security deposit back. I would not ask if the need was not great.
Im pretty sure breakfast wine is a thing, and if it isn't, I just invented it
As a friend tho, you have the biggest dick I've ever seen
He finished and he wasn't even totally hard. He actually came without a boner.
HOW IS THAT EVEN POSSIBLE.
a reward? ill think of something
if its not drugs or food I swear to god ill throw a fit
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