We will have to stop frequently for food, stretching legs, interesting things on the side of the road, and sex. So you might as well eat.
I drunkenly sent a picture of my scrotum to the entire baseball team last night
I saw a girl walking around campus with bandages on both her knees. I need to get her number.
He was so bad, he was dry humping me and his dick was nowhere close to my vagina.
She is trying to turtle bite me and when I pull away she says just let it happen. Then she pulled a poptart out of nowhere
We were in the shower and he sat down an wouldn't do anything. I'm so glad he manscapes. It made washing his balls less awkward.
yes he does come on. what guy wouldnt want his penis named after a dragon
sold 4 oz of weed today pantsless. man i love college.
I'm mentally preparing myself to hang out with him by staring into the mirror saying "thou shalt not get naked" over and over.
He sent me a selfie with his cat. He has found a way to my heart. And pants.
Thanks for letting me pee on your bed and cry about nothing to you. You're a real friend
I had sex in the back of a hot foreign guy with a lacoste eye patch's car
He yanked my breathe right strip off in the middle of me riding him.
So.. I was kinda upset i got the bad fuck out of the situation
Ugh. I need to go to the store, but I'm too lazy. Whatever shall I do? That girls still passed out. I should steal her car
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