what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
just thought you should know that she got home at about 6am.... totally wasted. she was locked out and when i finally came to the door she was on a patio across the street with some random making hotdogs on somebodys elses bbq.
I just drove by a church. On the sign out front was written 'crocodile cock'. On both sides.
Some kid in my class just puked in his backpack, zipped up the backpack, put the backpack on and walked out the door.
so many types of cookies right now. i'm eating four kinds of cookies that i've made into larger cookie sandwiches. too high. whoa.
I've fallen from my one moral pedestal
I was expecting it to be of the "I am your vagina's reckoning" caliber.
We can put you in charge of something
I can be in charge of being more wasted than anyone there so everyone feels comfortable being ridiculous
Yknow what, if there is a thug life for white bitches, I'm living it. I went out on a date, watched howls moving castle with my brother till he passed out, then went and got some a+ dick, and made it home in time to take my mom to work. Now its 7am, I'm in bed with some free tacos, and when I'm done eating I'm going to sleep. What a great night.
wow thanks for pushing me towards an older man
you gotta start somewhere if you're going to be a trophy wife
Or maybe I'll just keep introducing myself like, hello, they call me iane because I need the D. Applications are submitted online, women need not apply.
I'm stoned as hell watching the new Star Trek movie. My life is 110% better than it was an hour ago.
Shout out to my liver for being the true MVP. It easily put in more work than LeBron or Curry this week.
Almost ran out to the street bowl in hand when I hear the ice cream truck pull up outside.
Everything about that text makes me proud to be your sister.
If the multiverse is real, would you screw yourself? I'd screw myself.
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