just took my ibuprofen with ramen broth, yay college
Just saw two girls doing a walk of shame together. Slut bonding at it's best.
Made a visit to my old puking stall. I missed it.
I can't figure out how to get this beer bong in my carry on without airport security questioning me as it goes through the x-ray.
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All i'm saying is it doesn't matter how drunk you were, at 26 years of age you should always remember to take down you pants before you shit in the toilet
Let's not fuck on an air mattress tonight...I'd rather get rug burn.
I think my penis runs off weed. I haven't smoked it 3 days and I have no sex drive what so ever
I have so many plans for this weekend and sobriety is not invited.
You were typing for me while I was hyperventilating into a paper bag on the floor.
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Hooked up with a guy dressed as Miss Frizzle last night... Asked if I could ride his Magic School Bus
I'n not even sure we went out, but I know we broke into a cemetery.
Finally hooked up with her. She bought me tacos after because "she can do better in a bed". You're gonna be my best man.
Do they still have sex clubs in San Francisco? Because that'd be an interesting way to spend Easter.
The sex definitely would have been a perk. But not sitting in a ditch was what I was going for...
No I got a fucking mosquito bite on my vagina. Summer is off to a bumpy start.
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