i met a boy and i'm in lovvvvveeeeeeee and we're going to vegas and getting marrrrrriiiieeeeedddddd!
let's be honest with each other here, that's about the worst idea you've ever had. you need to walk this one off.
sometime during the course of last night, i decided to get donuts for this morning. i'm a fucking genius when i smoke.
chinese tourists just took a picture of me....im pretty sure i heard the bus drive say something about shame.
I just wanted to clarify that I am not bisexual and had no intentions of ACTUALLY penetrating my roommate with a can of bugspray.
Cancel that soberness update. I just almost fell down in the security line
Me. blonde. Sex. Dance floor.
Just sayin. I pissed on his couch, and ruined his stove. If he's not mad, we're partying there every weekend...
Idk every story shes told me thats started with "back when i was a lesbian" has been my new favorite story
and it seems i've caught your masturbating bug. thanks.
I thought since you asked to see my dick I might as well say hi
She is carving a little coffin out of some wood for her hamster that died. I'm flying home tonight.
There's a rash on my genitals that would like a word with you.
I was told today that I'm the ugliest bartender in the area, so, I guess I have that going for me.
I don't know what the hell I'm going to do with myself when this is all over. I'll probably just go back to smoking pot and trying to learn italian.
Questions: How did Rachel get home? Why did I find both her ID's in my shoes? And does anyone know if she's alive?
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