Hard rock hotel, wtf why am i still out, im gonna fuk 5 chix 2nite .maybe
Is it just me, or does Colt McCoy look like Herbie the Dentist from "Rudolph the Red-nosed Reindeer"?
Either way you look at it, I'm a slut. But either way I look at it, I'm having a fucking blast.
no you're not allowed back
come on. everbeers was a great idea. you fucks had a great night
When you can pee with one hand accurately while texting, you drink too much.
You're the reason why I want to be a better drunk
I just won 200$ from Bar Karaoke, for singing the "Sailor Moon" theme song, and then the Pokemon theme song, also known as the motherfucking ANTHEM OF POKEMON MASTERS LIKE ME. I HAD TO REPRESENT.
well, mom whipped her new boobs out at the dining room table. So yeah you could say we had a pretty casual thanksgiving
My diet has been 80% Fun Dip this week, soooo, no. Not good.
Is this like a preordered booty call?
Dude you literally tried to cook your phone in the microwave. You were so wasted you asked your mom to help you turn it on.
Sex and compliments. The way to my heart
We fucked on the roof... like that has to mean something
So, I just found out Ireland, is #1 in binge drinking. I know its Sunday but this one is for America.
Dude what happened last night?
I don't know, I'm still trying to figure out how I got my clothes back on.
Randomize
