See it, we're so close, i smell your vagisil
he just payed for our date, after telling him I was leaving early to meet my fuck buddy. is there something lower than friendzone I can stick this guy in?
had to ask my 13 year old sister if she knew any dealers... she did. it's good to be home.
Whats the count minus fat chicks?
porn star boner night. come get it.
I'm standing in line at the liquor store and they're making popcorn.
The girl with a dislocated arm just did an assisted keg stand. You will never have an excuse again.
you had a pretty long talk with your shrooms in attempt to make them not give you a bad trip, it failed
She slapped his drink out of his hand to get him to leave the bar while he and I were having an intense debate about the lyrics to mmmbop
It's like god made him fantastic at oral to make up for what his mouth does the rest of the time.
I also love my swipe to text changed a singular vagina to a plural vaginas. like my phone somehow knows I secretly want 2 vaginas
Well just give me the address, I'll bring the bourbon. If they let that into mental institutions
What happens if you die with an erection? Does it stay hard? Disclaimer: I'm high.
Basically we had a threesome in one room and a fivesome in the next room. Its what I like to call a win win situation.
I am still worried she'll have a seizure durring. What would I do? Try to ride it out and finish, or pull out and assist?
Randomize
