the smoke from my cigarette strangely resembles what patrick swayzes ghost will look like.
Do they fuck in the end of "Lady and the Tramp" or am i just wasting my time
All I want to do right now is burp, puke, and fart. In that order.
aparently we are going to have sex infront of her friend. ill call you tomorrow
Walk of shame... his parents made me go to church with them first. in my club top sweat pants and slippers. i just slapped god in the face
i licked the inside of a toilet bowl for $14. i really can't talk about my night.
is cock-oriented a word? I'd say I'm that lately.
Depending on hangover severity. The fact that I can spell severity is in your favor.
and she just brought her bike into the shower with her
Your cum is still running out of me. I pity the next person that tries these jeans on....
She wanted to roleplay. Apparently you be snow and i'll be a plow wasn't an option
well they never fully had sex so she's like an eskimo step-sister. I'll make a family tree for you.
nothing out of the ordinary. you aplogized for having a spicy vagina and passed out
The night they met I slept with both of them. Of course I'm best man.
Oh god, I forgot we had sex to Elton John
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