is that paris hilton dressed up as the guy from star trek who hosts reading rainbow
Yo I charged a $20 breakfast to ur room, will pay u back in liquor and schoolgirl panties, thx again for a fun time
I seriously can't date anymore I forgot how to hide my crazy
When he brought me into his room he showed me his James Bond calendar and matching sheets, and then told me that his goal in life is to be James Bond….epic fail. Mission Impossible. I was scared to take off his boxers to find out that they were also James Bond themed.
RUN LIKE YOUR JAMES BOND
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boyfriend # 1 is in the bathroom and boyfriend # 2 is ringing the doorbell need back up this is not a drill i repeat this is not a drill
the only thing coherent you said from what i saw of you is when you were throwing up, i asked if you were done and you just "uh huh you know what it is"
It sounds miserable..I have to wear a dress and it's a cash bar?
Reading old FB posts. Why did I ever stop drinking?
That was a very uncomfortable conversation to have without pants on. But his mom was pretty cool about it.
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I think I just did my first walk of shame. He sent me home with a watermelon from his farm. Southern one night stands.
Life without a bra equals bliss.
I'm trying to find a fanny pack so I can bring pizza on my run
The sex was so good I feel like I could run a triathlon, hit big at the casino, and defeat ISIS.
Me my naked body. You bring the paints. I expect to be a panther by game time Sunday.
What do I get.
Panthers win you get to fuck the paint off me.
dude where did you go last night?
when the tequila says to run, you start running.
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