Contrary to popular belief, while 19 is an attractive age, it does not equate to sexual prowess.
I spent a large portion of the night trying unsuccessfully to keep hayley (who was wearing a dress and no underwear) from doing handstands, but yea it was fun. the boys had fun
he kept bringing up different times we had sex and i wouldnt say anything back. i would never confirm nor deny the situation...like a politician ya kno
on my arm i have a score card from when we apparently had a competition to see who could harden his nipples fastest..
who won?
THAT is your concern right now?
who loves string cheese????? I LOVE STRING CHEESE!!!
you know...if you didn't give such great head little things like this would ruin our friends with benefits relationship.
Well.. considering he unknowingly dated a prostitute, I consider myself the winner in that break up.
No He hasn't done that since the time he came in his own eye
I dont have any paper so I'm writing class notes on my first response direction pregnancy paper. Judging eyes are all around.
I didn't even have time to sit down and the nurse was like: ''You've been having unprotected sex.'' HOW DOES SHE KNOW?!?
Moments after comforting her about her boyfriend issues I found myself in the other room showing him my tits.
Does it count as working out if stops are taken every half hour to smoke a blunt?
So I am watching ghostbusters and I realized Rick moranis is basically in the friends zone than he turns into the key master bangs her and it leads to the end of the world...maybe there is a reason people are in the friend zone
I like to send nudes ok? If that's my biggest flaw I think I'm ok
he was almost the father of your baby, you should let him take you to dinner
wish he had known he had poison ivy on his cock beforehand... Is calamine okay to put on your vag?..
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