We had like 4 guys come over and buy us all drinks as an excuse to hit on Kendra. Hanging out with her is now officially fiscally responsible.
did all my christmas shopping this morning at 4am drunk. never went to sleep. i was walking home drunk last night when i passed a target and saw 3 kids having a dance off. had to join. somehow they convinced me to go shoopping with them. i bought 4 disco balls and a lava lamp.
I'm drinking rum and coke straight from the 2 liter bottle.
Apparently she doesn't appreciate the significance of eskimo sisterhood as much as I do.
Our new goal for this summer is to fuck so hard we lose his security deposit.
I guess he was telling a totally normal story about being a lifeguard and I wouldn't stop screaming "THAT'S LUDICROUS" at random intervals.
I told her I had the flu when in reality I did way too many drugs last night, haven't slept and don't want to sit through a 3 hour buisness meeting trying to figure out which voices are real and which are in my head
HOW LONG TILL THESE DRUGS WEAR OFF. I WORK IN ONE HOUR, I REPEAT, I WORK IN ONE HOUR.
I just wanna say I did some math and I lasted 1,052,000 more minutes than you at the bar before I got kicked out. That's 729 days. Bitch
Just blowing bubbles with my nipple rings in my shower.
You always make things weird.
Only three months past my 21st and I'm done. So many life lessons in so little time.
It wasn't your birthday, you weren't supposed to be the drunk one
When people keep buying you drinks at the bar because they like you, you can't say no to them
I was christened with Fireball shots by some guy at the bar. I'm practically Jesus now.
I accidentally told my mom I broke my drug nail this weekend
oh.. my GOD my dad just text me... "i need a naked women" ........... help?
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