He just seriously used the word "skeet." Can we please find another way to get weed?
No. Take one for the team.
Working on an important paper into the wee hours of the morning, and every time I type the word "situation," I can't help but think of effing Jersey Shore. Those guidos are now ruining my academic life.
she carries around a jar of peanut butter. "just in case".
apparently when the FedEx truck drove by, we tried to chase it down thinking they were delievering a 30 pack...great night.
Like if I don't roll around in my puke, the night will be a failure.
I just masturbated to the audio from my psych lecture . . . this screwing my prof fantasy is getting serious.
I have not carelessly put myself in herpes way since I got a clean bill of health tyvm.
So I can confidently say that I'm the only 3rd year engineering student who completed all 4 of their exams with One Direction pens
I think my pussy is going to freeze to the ground
Nobody's dick fell into my mouth tonight
Ugh... The hoe gods giveth and the hoe gods taketh away.
I just ate broccoli before drinking. Does that make me a responsible adult?
and then after the older sorority girl asked me his name she said "he gave me the rest of his mcdonalds and I decided to go home with him. it was the best that I could hope for my night"
My new plan is to whip out my titties when they arrive. Maybe they won’t notice that I broke the couch fucking my boss...
I was so high I kept trying to flush the toilet with the light switch
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