Thong +tight pants =hungry butt. Not a good look on big women! Walmart sucks.
I bet him anal if they won...the one time Detroit decides to win, it had to be this week
if you think for one second that i'm not using my mittens as hand puppets at the bar tonight then u dont know me at all!
It was annoying to wait 4 hour for him to be inside for 5 seconds.
he was persistant. I supposedly owe him a bj from high school.
can your parents tell?
i just had a cookie in one hand and a phone in the other and tried to eat my phone...they know
couldnt find a condom. used a surgical glove instead. actually worked and the sex was great. thanks nursing school
careful of the bathroom.... theres some drunken ninja turtles in there....
Pretty sure I was rubbing Halloween candy all over my face and saying "these are my bitches."
um so slept at robs. he woke up, looked at me, and said ' oh my psychiatrists are gonna have a field day with this one' I think that's when you know you can't hang out with someone anymore
I tried to light my cup as a bong. I'm done drinking
Yess he was literally so drunk that like at one point I'm pretty sure he thought it was hard and in when neither were true :/ haha
I wish I could have a tequila IV with me all the time. Intravenous tequila intoxication.
So... How much of our rent is drug money?
To shove my foot up anybody ass who tries to start shit. I'm not takin shit this year. That and I wanna volunteer somewhere to help make a difference
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