Great. There's a birthday party at work today. Now I can stand around and feel uncomfortable for an hour.
Just saw the true definition of the muffin top and camel toe all on one person at the DC zoo... Tried to take a pic but she got away..
Srsly this has gone to far. Just broke my nose on the toilet. College bars.
Dont forget about the tuna sandwich behind your TV
Not sure. No solid plans. Just tanning nude.
let's just skip the pleasantries and go back to my place for pizza and casual sex
I heard an explosion in the backyard. You told me you were playing "will it burn".
Update is I am officially king of Gettysburg. Tam and I are being threaded like royakt. In bought e ruined a drink
There has to be a way to make college graduation in Las Vegas different than any other Tuesday in Las Vegas. Strippers? Been there. Getting arrested for public indecency on the strip? Done that.
You fucked a stripper on your sisters friends blow up mattress. The least you could do is wash the sheets.
Can I use your baby to go shoplifting?
I hope you get your threesome on vday. I'll probably get flowers and a candlelit dinner. trade you. I wish this guy was more of a slut and had less of a heart. I would like 2 dicks please fuck your flowers!
using my tits for other peoples nudes hit me up business in the making
We played 2 very competitive games of Jenga and then fucked our brains out... BEST. RELATIONSHIP. EVER.
I would like you to know, a bag of cheese cubes just attacked me at work.
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