Just took my birth control pill next to the cubicle where we had sex last semester.
He ate me out. IN THE MORNING. I love less attractive men.
Ed's in which sucks about a thousand cocks... But thats 1800 less than working with Alex so it's gonna be a good day
NEVER PUT A LIT CIGARETTE BEHIND YOUR EAR
You're the Michael Phelps of my vagina. Most decorated Fuckolympian of all time.
Am I going to be on condom boxes?
Dude. It's not even nine. I don't know yet.
Drink number four. Don't even tell me about its not even nine
Direct quote from her that tipped me off I was getting some: "I want to jump on his shoulders and wrap my legs around his face"
I was grinding on him when mosquitoes starting biting us and ruined every damn thing. I just wanted to fuck on a slide under the stars. It's every girls dream.
Listen I just pulled white girl hair out of my underwear. This has got to stop. I was wearing pants all night.
I'm gonna play this game called Conquer the Dicks. I think it is self explanatory.
On a scale from 1-10 how wrong is it to request "I Hit It First" at my ex's wedding reception?
Definite 12.2 but worth it.
I never thought I could be this turned on by a man wearing racoon tails.
I would definitely ride that dick into the sunset if nuggets are involved
So I'm at early voting and the group of ladies behind me is talking about voting no on 2 and my gummy is kicking in, thank lawd
Its mothers day... Can my present be an orgasm...for once?
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