vagina is talking i cant
cell reception changed and I can no longer text you from the toilet... that means I'll be texting you less often, just fyi
You tried to get the stranger on the sea bus to give you a bite of his chicken sub by repeating over and over "im in a girl band"
It involved homemade coconut rum, a waterfall, and street signs. I'll leave the rest to your capable imagination.
We just had to use a designated driver to get to night class.
i just remember pinky promising you guys to take care of him.
I vaguely remember telling a bum she was worth more than this
I just want to have such an intense orgasm that my heart stops and I die. I mean that would kind of suck for the guy I'm fucking but then again he could be like "I'm that good"
It's a sit down to pee kind of hangover
Seriously your house is like the underground railroad for unwanted gay kids
It was fine until they started lighting shots of everclear on fire and making ME take them. That's when shit went down...
Was he good-huge or like "what the fuck do i do with this"-huge
third nipple confirmed
What's that? Is there a bottle of Jack calling me? I think so...
Is it appropriate to be taking shots at 11 on sunday?
Absolutely same thing as church only different
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