I thought you said his peep was too small
it is but i have no money and nothing is on tv until 7 when americas next top model comes on.
i just dont know how to see an unattractive person as more than a friend
I got a lot accomplished today, and the day is still young! I built a fort, hot boxed a fort, had a tea party in a fort, and now realizing how high I am.
I walk in and my mom takes one look at me and just says, ".... Consequences"
I feel so grown up. I just went to home depot to buy actual home improvement supplies instead of stuff to make a bong with.
so would me posting the photos of the cock and coin jar incident be completely out of the question?
I got kicked out because I puked again I'm on the fire truck outside
when he put a condom on for a handjob cuz he didn't want to "blow his load in the car" i started to question my choice in guys..
Im about to smoke a huge bowl. My penis is so happy. Who needs girls.
Check the mailbox while you're out!
I already looked this morning. You go check and see what you won on Ebay after your day drinking spree.
Is this a drinking picnic?
Is there another kind?
He managed to crash an entire train of shopping carts into a wall. I think he noticed my implants.
I can't have my last hookup before 21 have been behind a dumpster
I'm so high. I'm going to need directions to get home.
I wear drunk well.
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