We should takd a huggy cab to snuggle bunnyville
Girls gone wild is like the hills, except sexy and it doesnt suck
I'm 90% sure a girl here is wearing a bra strap as a headband.
Fuck morning classes and our weekday drinking habits.
How do people deal with hangovers? I literally want to eat my own face.
These days, you and me are swimming in dicks.
Marco
Polo
I just stuck my fingers down her throat so she could puke. I mean what are friends for
Oh my god she just threw up on her dog
Getting my nails done with Diana... I'm going for the keep your friends close and the girl who's dating the guy you want to fuck closer
I lose my morals, my dignity, and my selfie stick :(
Okay I'm officially a Texan now, I banged a dude with cowboy boots
Straight up last night my mom was like josh you need to find a job that doesn't include the selling or transporting of drugs
day drinking didnt prepare me for this..
I’m sorry, some of us common-folk don’t have access to steady dick
So I figured it out. There's two types of shitters. Moaners and grunters. And on occasion there's a third. It's the ill fabled grunt moaner.
Okay I’ll say it... THIS MOVIE FUCKS
That’s probably the first time I've heard Little Women described that way and I love it
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