I like the name aiden. he likes stella. I told him they're coming out of my vagina, and I will name them what I damn well please. Stella goes.
That was the scariest sex i've ever heard....
It was the best sex i've ever had.
Seriously man, I'm worried that my dick's going to fall off someday if I keep this up...
He told me to put on my big boy pants, then take them off and fuck her before he smacks me with a chair. His pep talks suck.
Still losing my voice, so I am trying to get it back through drugs. Welcome to my Monday logic.
Took me 10 minutes of oral to finally get him hard for like 30 seconds of sex until he came and passed out. Def not worth the ROI.
Funny, 'cause his story is it went great. He faked passing out so he wouldn't have to do anything in return.
Please ask me to tell you about the time I watched two of my friends chase my drunk roommate with a broken foot around downtown
Well, if it gives you any indication, when I got there, there was already some dude passed out naked in the treehouse.
I needed 3am water. Not 3am shots of rum.
I just accepted my offer to work as a camp counselor over the phone between shots of Fireball. This is going well for me so far.
I WOLD FCUK YUO INTOO THE MOON
THE MOOOOOOOON
Cocaine and dance dance revolution for 4 hours. I consider last night a success.
All I'm wearing right now is a condom and a sock.
Just one?
Yup. One sock.
She really wants to put my dick in her mouth, and to be honest I really don't want to put it there.
Thanks for loaning me your shower and panties. My hubby is awesome, but I shouldn’t go home commando, smelling like lube and sperm again
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