Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
I've been here 20 minutes and some creepy old man told me he wanted to know what my insides felt like. I hate gay bars.
The fire breather is here so I may get my second wind.
she said I was laying next to a garbage can in the subway doing key bumps and screaming "its my fucking birthday" repeatedly
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You should never talk to him again. Unless its you knocking on the door and punching his dick.
You need a twittervention. You're better than this.
I woke up in my living room, on the floor, wearing nothing but a fur coat?
I dreampt that we were shooting zombies while we having sex. Is that normal?
I blacked out at work again... Except this time my boss watched me throw up by the bus stop and some woman let me sleep on her shoulder for an hour. Why does this keep happening?
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I just walked out of the side door of the bar to come in the front door so no one would know I've been here drinking before our work meeting.
They were so sore! Either I have bed bugs or you were biting my nipples last night and don't lie to me.
In this house, we have but one simple rule: DONT FUCKIN TOUCH MY STUFF OR I'LL CUT YOUR NECK IN UR SLEEP
I just don’t understand what sort of USPS worker wants to take my unitard and sex toys.
I'm seriously considering starting a savings account so I'll have bail money this summer.
Omg. I checked my purse this morning and I'm pretty sure drunk me stole a frat guys tube of crest 3d white toothpaste. Like that's pretty fucked up but I think if I knew someone did that to me I'd probably still invite them over again cuz I'd be like, "this girl's creative, and has good hygiene."
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