that's fine. btw we still need $500 for the donkey...
Why dose there have to be another girl there for you to do this?
its hotter. Way hotter.
i have it on good authority that she is not as good at giving head as she claims she is
so stoned i ashed in my jack and coke like 4 times. drinking it anyway
so as we were driving to pick up my grandma from old navy she procedes to yell into our open window.. "I'll make ya holla fo a dolla" umm...
It was good sex. She was screaming so much I didn't know whether or not my name was Matt or God.
Can we comment on the fact that at five thirty this morning, security woke me up in the hotel lobby, in my underwear, and some random guys winter coat?
Bottle rocket just missed my head by about 3 inches. Of course I'm being safe
i had choclate birthday cake for breakfast and am currently flossing my teeth w a condom wrapper. at work. hot mess for 200 alex
Beer pong consisted of me throwing a ball at the wall and then falling over because moving my arm made me dizzy. I think our team lost.
PS: I just woke up from my shower
How was the party? Lets put it this way: "He wants her dick" was a factual sentence stated last night.
I woke up smelling like chlorine with a broke toe. They know how to fucking party on lake lanier.
I feel like I got ass raped in the brain.
I just remembered something. Did we really all flash the cab driver to get half off?
Well, if you're anything like me you'll get a lot of ass when you turn 30, so that's a plus
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