Most awkward thing ever: Meeting your BattleShits opponent post war.
Spaghetti and Car Bombs, good idea or what will end up on the bar in a few minutes?
In hindsight maybe we should have moved his homework instead of playing quarters on top of it.
The neighbors are smoking hash and doing Julia Child impressions...again.
she's throwing things again.. almost stabbed herself in the eye with a fork.
I'm pretty sure they changed the plants at the grocery store because of us
sometimes u just have to say fuck it and help a straight sixteen year old break into her uncles gay bar.
omg i wish you could see the front of my car.
There's literally a dust print of your body and your arm trying to hold on and the other one where your fingers visibly dragged down the hood.
She just told me she thinks she bruised her labia in class
Dude I just saw a beer truck w taps in the side... It's like god heard my prayers and sent me a gift from heaven
fuck that its my house. if i want to take 1 bite out of the chicken & leave the rest i fucking will. suck my dick
Another development in my life...I think I pulled a muscle in my neck from vomiting this weekend.
sometimes you just have to listen to beyonce and cry. that's how life works
I can't believe just smoked out of a pear
I can't believe you had a pear already made to smoke out of, that was impressive
I like to make sure they know it's casual by giving then a high five after sex
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